Not as bad as the one my sister told me the other week.
What did the piece of paper say when it fell off the desk?
“Oh sheet”
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Literally Meh.
I said it was bad, luckily it isn’t mine. 
Lol!! 
or you would have got criticizing comments from me this time!
Adult content you could say…
a psychologist is conducting a study on couples intimacy life in relation to happiness.
He hypothesizes couples getting busy every day are the happiest. He gathers a group of people, asks ok who’s doing it every day? Half the people raise their hand with smiles.
Ok so far so good, who’s doing it once a month? Half the rest of the people raise their hand half smiling.
This makes sense. Ok who does it once a year?
A guy standing way in the back of the room starts hopping joyfully up and down in the back OH ME OH ME RIGHT HERE HEHEHE!
The psychologist is astounded. Why is this man so happy?
Sir, how do you manage to be so happy if you only do the deed once a year?
Well, see TODAY IS THE VERY DAY OF THE YEAR I GET TO!
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if inappropriate on here let me know and ill delete haha
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My brother asked this some days ago!!!
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Poor babies… 
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This guy’s screams of pain are too hilarious. Hats off though for his persistence. I hear that he actually manages these stunts, these are just the fails.
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Isn’t that Kim Jong Un (or Il, I’ve lost track of which one we’re on)? Either way, that revolting song is a far more efficient and effective weapon.
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What kinda sick shit are the French into? (I know it means grated cheese in French).
Also saw this in Belgium:
Try the ketchup motherfucker!
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Never thought mosquitos were this kind. I guess it is aptly said “We accept the love we think we deserve.”
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