pobrecitooooo (poor dude)
If the joker ran a second hand car dealership, would his slogan be “do you know how I got these cars?”
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I’ll show myself out.
I was just fiddling with my file explorer settings when I remembered one of my finest trolling moments in college a few years ago. I also remember posting about it. And now I’ve dug it out.
Just found this
@the_termin8r lol engineering can’t be too hard. I’m in the top 10% of my class without even being in the program!
Is architecture in its own college?
Yea. The College of Architecture and Urban Studies (CAUS). They later sent another email recognizing their mistake
I love this…how can I save it?
Just sent it to you
Idk if I’ve said this one, just remembered it earlier
An elderly couple due to old age is becoming forgetful, so they go to the doctor for check up.
Doc says oh this is perfectly normal, as we age our mental faculties suffer a bit but it is no reason to worry, what I recommend is you carry a little notepad to write everything down so you don’t forget-easy enough
The couple leaves the office offended, how dare he insult our memories
They go home, later that night the old lady asks the old man, honey will you please bring me a bowl of ice cream?
Oh yes why of course! And you’ll see I won’t even forget-you’ll see we will show that doctor
Yeah honey! While you’re there you think you could add whipped cream please?
Of course! My memory can handle it
Oh and will you add nuts and a cherry on top just for me?
Anything dear, I won’t even write it down as it’s right here in the front of my brain
20 minutes Pass and the man returns with a plate of eggs, bacon, and potatoes.
The lady looks over at him and the plate in frustration
You idiot! Your memory really IS screwed up! Where’s the toast that I asked you to bring with it!
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No doubt Woodstock was in the year 1969.