Then she’s an alien! I knew it!
Ahh… More than less… Long and sad history that…
Did you smile today?
Or maybe she’s your neighbour and you don’t even know it ! 
I don’t really like it either
Yes ! You ?
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I don’t have neighbors now, they disappeared mysteriously wuajaja.
Yes, I did.
Have you traveled over the world?
I’m calling the police !
Good ! Smiling is good for both mental&physical health ! 
Yes, a little bit
Do you have glasses ?
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They disappeared too Jaja
Completely agree!!!
Yes… How do you know that? (e.e) <it’s a emoji.
Do you speak cetacean?
… I’m calling the dragon ! 
Haha ! That’s a secret 
As I’m not a whale, I don’t
Do you wear badges ? (The french word is “pin’s”, I don’t know if my traduction makes sense)
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The last time I saw one of those was when I drunk like 5 cups of coffee in a row. Are you having problems with the coffee too?
Wikipedia knows the answer jajaja
Yes, it’s a synonymous.
No, but I like them.
Why nobody speaks cetacean?
Do you know the chords of OML?
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No and don’t drink 5 cups of coffee in a row, you’re going to stay awake for two weeks 
No it doesn’t !
Don’t know, maybe you should try to hang out with less humans and more whales ? 
No, as I don’t play any instrument, but I know the lyrics
Do you pay attention to the lyrics of songs ?
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Jajaja I don’t promise anything jajaja
Yes, it does! 
Nemo lied me!!! 
Yes, I do, and all the instrumental part
The last time you fell asleep?
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That migh explains why you eat unicorns…
NO, IT DOESN’T ! 
… Do you put alcohol in the coffee ?
“Fell asleep”…? This thing doesn’t exist in my universe 
Do you have a lot of friends ?
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Let me use your words now:
No, in the real life no.
Have you seen Finding Nemo? Right?
Yes i have seen 
have you ever seen/ read a comedy horror ?
That sounds like an oxymoron. but no I haven’t.
Have you ever watched a horror movie all alone?
Why oxymoron?
Yes, when I was a kid.
Are you eating now?
Two opposites next to each other. You know like metaphors and similes etc.
Oh yeah! Sorry I didn’t get it.
Yeah! 
But there are comedy horrors… canterville ghost!
Just had a soup
Do you like milk.?
Yes
Egg nog
Yes!
Are you tired?
Yeesssss!!..
Are you working?