me: mommy i want a taco
mom: leave me alone
me: i won’t leave you alone until you give me a taco!!!
-day later-
mom comes home with pizza and tacos
me: mommy i want a taco
mom: leave me alone
me: i won’t leave you alone until you give me a taco!!!
-day later-
mom comes home with pizza and tacos
Tacos AND pizza? Greedy
“What’s log in code?”
“Wat”
“Test”
“Yes that helps”
Only a few of the many texts that I got all at once because my phone decided it would be a good idea to send them to me late
Your phone has a weird sense of humour. I like it
I am no cell or whatsapp or facebook. I am not receiving messages for a long time. HAHAH
Not that’s sad. HAHAH
hey shut up! ;-;
“That’s okay, dam you now i have no excuse not to go swimming biatch!!! xx”
Gotta love my bestest mate
from one of my weird whats app groups:
“What do you mean with no?”
related to a message which was written 20 minutes ago ^^
Hey guys love you need to rest
go to bed. tomorrow you have to get up early
Nai yaar, waise hi koi padhai nai ho rahi kal chali gai toh kal ka pura din jayega because mein ghar aakar bhi nai padhungi.
That’s in Hindi…
W Linkin Park
Trima kasih, bung.
“I fell asleep Jordan o”
Edit: Not sure how this ended up being a reply to you, lima, sorry
Your internet pack is now active
Ja oder du findest dort davor jemand dem du sie verkaufen kannst
from cousin: “Ok Kool”
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our plan to take over the human race