Waiting anxiously for my appointment with the hairdresser!
Browsing…
Is that dog yours?
I just got home from work after another crazy day…
What happened mate?
No, of course not. Just some stranger’s dog I passed by.
Why are you smuggling a strangers dog in your bag? Dog thief?
lol, it was their bag.
Sure it was. You’re a monster.
No. The hand you see in the photo is of the owner.
And that was the last time the owner touched their dog poor doggo
Hmm, steamed dog, sounds nice; but I prefer mine crispy, like you would get if it were exposed to lets say…ummm…a flamethrower
But seriously, I do want to try dog.
Or as my father would say, you’ll get harassed by the animal rights groups.
People these days get worked up about the death of a housefly…literally, go watch the slow mo guys bug zapper video, full of keyboard warriors issuing heartfelt death threats over a housefly that got zapped.