This or That?

laptop

 or Microsoft?

microsoft
ipad or iphone

shoving rusty neuro toxin covered nails into my eyeballs.

apple or a gruesome death?

gruesome death

being cut in sclices by full awareness or beeing freezed to death with the pain of a million needles?

The first one.

Wearing clothes or Being naked?

Depending :stuck_out_tongue:

(S)mashed Potatoes or noodles

both
being tortured to death or being hanged?

hanged, it s faster

stay or go

stay
shoot or beat

Shoot

Hug someone while they’re shirtless, or hug someone while you’re being shirtless?

both :stuck_out_tongue:

warm socks or shoes?

both at same time :blush:
kiss or piss?

kiss

redhead or blonde?

Both?

Do you read books on paper, or a tablet?

both
read or write

Both

Showering in the morning, or at night?

both
draw or paint?

Draw

Long sleeves or short?

both
Nike or Adidas?

Both

Inside or out?