Cooking
Stove
Cooker
Quooker (sp?) - The single stupidest and most dangerous invention ever, basically an instant boiling water tap in your kitchen.
Boiling water
Tea
Coffee
Latte
Yup, a flask which dispenses boiling water (for making coffee) when you press the button is problematic enough.
Milk
Cow
Worse still is that your regular cold and warm water come from the same tap, so if you go to wash your hands and you screw up you’ll melt the skin off your hands.
Mad cow - My high school biology teacher 
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
Was fun until we got a rubbish supply teacher
Engineering
Numbers
Math
Rather ironically one of my weak subjects in school
Strong subject in school
French
Fries
My tap is even worse, accidentally rotating it may cause hands to scald
My tap has no colored markings or anything, so I have to remember that rotating left is hot.
My knobs are the wrong way around
Yup, actually no labels are better than mislabeled labels.
Wedges
Potato
Ketchup
Mustard
Nose burn
Ikea mustard
Mustard Gas
Gas Mask
“The bitches will love this” - An intro to a slow mo guys video
The slow mo guys
Safety
Security
Haha! Same time!
No idea
Tennis