Hahaha he’s running over here, once he heard me call him carebear he proceeded to cuss me out then run over here in his princess tricycle 
@IronSoldier16 you can blame chigo for the carebear insult- he was all cuddly towards you calling you a nice guy 
Edit 2: 10 hours later @IronSoldier16 launches his first punch back
Edit 3: robin has gone to look for his teen titans already 
I’m here!!!
Shut up Patrick Star
me? Aww thanks!
I always hate those bear! 
Now say goodbye to your new Alfred, “dear” Batman.
Catwoman and Batigir gave it to you first 
they said it was with your personality.
Why him? You are the guilty here. Watch your ribs 
worth the wait I suppose…
@chigokurosaki, type! Unleash the dark side you speak of! You want to-you know this to be trueeeeeee muahaha
Now…
Adorable cuddly star? I’ll take it 
Pshhh new Alfred isn’t as easy as robin he’ll fight back
@jrtrussell get over here! I need some lobster! And you’re getting killed off by joker unless you do something btw
But only after my lobster
Jokes on you! Batgirl is just like me:
Come onnnn
@chigokurosaki you asked for thisssss lol
Ok maybe not this this but you wanted crazy you got crazy
Omg @jrtrussell is in!
No, I mean the idiot version of him (Season 4 to 8)
Jajaja don’t scare him so early
@chigokurosaki come onnnnn bro…
want to be a badass care bear?
Or uh… a uhh…idk how to describe him
Adult Hakuna matata care bear 
Aye I am here. I was just patiently waiting until I was called upon like the professional butler I am. 
Your lobster is ready on the table, sir.
Now who do I gotta beat up? I’m still a little behind on who is who.
@framos1792 is big fat green onion (he calls himself Bataman. No one knows why)
@chigokurosaki is Robin.
@IronSoldier16 is the Joker.
the other I don’t know, sorry guys.
Keep dreaming, fat green onion
Dude, I said DREAMING, no this 
brooooooo that isn’t gonna go,
I just said you were tougher than robin yet here you are calling me sir,
@IronSoldier16 is joker, he said you were about to die, it was him it was him!
Because of that “Batman”
Correction-I was anointed by chigo rob and you! Because of my vigilante work at night
Try again! Muahahaha
Dancing for money is not exactly a Vigiliant night
My bad, I’m still new to this whole butler thing its only my second day
However, I think you’ll have to handle these guys tonight, its pretty late here and I have to get up early tomorrow for work. Talk to you guys later.
It so is when that money is going to charity! To little orphans like Dick Grayson aka robin
Different type of hero but hero nonetheless!
You don’t get to see this
What’s stopping him from just dying again though? 
Who? Robin does not know this person
Try more of the whole show
This 
cause he did become a stripper remember?
Don’t worry, you will learn pretty fast 
Later
Alright bro haha I know I kinda threw you into the fire here these guys just need a little callus on their hands
Ps…I should’ve asked long before 
how old are you? I can’t be talking about my charity work in front of minors
Shall I pull the quotes from the archives robin?
Hey 'puter! Aka @the_termin8r find archives relating to my anointment as batman, thanks 'puter
Y’all just jealous cuz my milkshake brings all the girls to the yarddddd
I need a filter today 