they’d believe you if they saw the tyre marks across your face 
I was nearly run over once by a mad driver who’d stopped for me at a crossing. As I was crossing he seemed to change his mind and nearly ran me over 
Who’s next?
Oh sorry, forgot to tag @The_early_walker
SORRY 
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i stay in bed today because I have had a bad night with kinda sweatattacks whyever, my stomach was rumbling like a rollercoaster
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so I slept till 13 pm, as my daughter arrived from school she got in my bed too, we cuddled and now she lies beside me sleeping like an Angel
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Half an hour ago I cooked a soup to test, if it stays inside, sooo good luck, it stays untill now
I tag @dragonflysoldier84
and btw I think Rob looks like a racer, and btw I knew this pic like more than one week, no drones alert @the_termin8r 1,83 is really tall 
haha @susannchen no worries mate, shit happens
@samuel_the_leader what doctor?
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The doctor who is picky about orange-colored foods.
One day, my mother overheard him at a restraunt telling the waitress specifically no orange-colored foods, i.e. no carrots, pumpkins, etc. -
Ironically he is the same type of doctor who would ask you to take servings of different colors of fruits & vegetables.
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I presumed you were tagging me, actually who were you tagging? Anyway I tag @jFar920 next.
thats nice that you got me right, yes I tagged ya!
Oops I guess I’m a very charitable person. 
no matter I wanted to hear the vegetable-in-orange-dr-story anyways 
the soldier I tagged is a real life friend…want to get him inhere…
Not sure if you actually understood the story though, judging by your phrasing…
i think it wasn’t liturally a doctor, mb kinda restaurant waiter/ cook?
No he is. He was a customer at the restaurant when my mother chanced upon him that day.
then y ou re right I don’t understand it…
So I guess your daughter gave up trying to practice her English with you.
you mean my son, named google-translator? I go. and ask him for va content hint ( really difficult to get the doubblebinds of ya notes as not native speaker.)
Not your son, I meant your actual daughter.
I know but we do not practise together and my "son"means google-only one helping me understand ya
- I just got off of work
- I’m hungry
- I’m going to possibly play Pokemon Go with my younger brother later
I was about to say the third one, but then I realized it wasn’t the lie to me thread. You need to tag somebody else to keep the ball rolling.