Batman
But seriously:
(ignore the circles, I didn’t put them on there)
The terminator kidnaps you because they were forced to. 
So I somehow manage to force myself to kidnap myself.
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The joker checks out your bum and then they die! haha
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Cool I am now Rob. 
The terminator plays twister with you because they were forced to
The master buys you a pizza although they hate you
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The Terminator shaved my head in my sleep, although they hate me.
Oh no! I’m not sure I want to imagine myself without hair.
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The Terminator trades you for a pet duck, because they were forced too. Does that mean he likes me? 
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Draco Malfoy comes into your bed and then goes on a crazy… WTF
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It means I’d rather be in the presence of a duck, that could mean that I’d rather have a duck than a human as company, or I’d rather eat it over you.
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Batman
Damn! Am I my worse enemy? 
Villian:
Darth Vader stares at you chest naked.
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Shit man. And here I was thinking it was some life or death decision, but apparently I was traded for food
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Be glad you aren’t the food. Remember, I’ve said that if someone was to serve me human and tell me that it was, I’d still eat it.
Well, aren’t you just making friends with all creatures everywhere
nice for me
Loki appears in your bath naked
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Darth Vader kidnaps you and then they die
Cause I’m Batman
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Jim Moriarty stares at your chest and then goes on a crazy killing spree in your name
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Haven’t seen this here so I’ll probably post it
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Abraj
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Vanil
ohhh like Vanilla! 
Ahul
lol its like saying " a Hole"
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Abshit
I don’t like that very much
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