In the meantime, more ants had discovered how tasty the computer was.
The ants manage to get the computer screen to show this:
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so the user played a britney spears song with a mobile to try and scare the ant off…
because “why not?”
“Well… I think I’ll head to the shower first. Catch you later, ok?” the voice sounded from the hallway again, followed by footsteps running up the stairs.
“Oops did I hear her sing this in the bathroom???”
The unknown guest seemed to have liked the song, but the ants were getting mad about it instead of running away, so he thought…
The ants start to crawl up the user’s hand. They bite in their madness.
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! 
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The computer user screeched out in pain and nearly fainted.
In his agony he suddenly realized that he hasn’t got a name yet and that made him so sad and angry that he…
He shouted “Who the fuck am I?”
Cortana Replied: “do you mean ‘I am who’?”
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The room started spinning and the user’s vision became blurry.
User closed his eyes and hoping for the better started counting: “one” - he whispered, “two” - he continued counting his voice shaking, “three” - with a loud bang everything suddenly stopped. User opened his eyes and…
That’s when the unknown visitor came down the stairs.
“What’s going on? Have you been drinking my beer again?”
The Visitor’s sudden resemblance to things The User liked made him realise that nothing was what it seemed like.
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“Omfg!!! Wtf is going on??? I’m not fucking gay!!!”
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Suddenly his wise teacher the lion smashed through the window and shoutet: "now concentrate! Try to figure out what’s going on!!! You can do it!
“You can do it, my child. Focus!” Said the lion
But The User, being a more reasonable thinking rational minded guy, believed in none other than the Hypnotoad.
(This picture hurts my eyes more than the gifs)