And then Mike said:
and sang:
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suddenly he stopped singing cause he recognized his Belly Bottom had the form of a ketchup bottle…
Oh well…
But then, something happened…
Die DoppelShinodaGänger Erscheint… (The Shinoda Clone Appears…)
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And the puppy thought it was funny as hell, but couldn’t help but yawn.
Say “cheese”… oh wait “ketchup”.
Happy “cheekup” (cheese+ketchup)
Suddenly the crocodile showed up, bawling like a baby.
So touching… 
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“Please, please help! I just cannot stand no more.” wept the crocodile.
What do u expect me to do? HUH???
And all what Mike could do to stop the croc bitching was gettin in a XXXXL ketchup bottle.
Does this make u feel better?
The crocodile was pissed; so fucking pissed that she swung her tail round and it struck Chester in the crotch…
“Fuck you CROC!!!”
And in stepped Dirty Mario to come to Chester’s aid.
Hey Mario, this is not tomato ketchup!
“And how would you like me to fix that?” Dirty Mario asked
Why do u ask me what I want? Why don’t u get me what I want?
Dirty Mario laughed and said: “I might give you what you want… Behold;”
“The magic jar! This jar will never go empty, so if you fill it with ketchup you will have ketchup forever and ever… But in return I want you to do something for me.”
What do u want from me?
The crodocile jumped in: “No, don’t do it, don’t listen to him!”
