(Nobody?)
Let me explain why Mike is acting funny…
LP rhymes:
Linkin Park in Lincoln Park(, CA)
Chester in Manchester
Phoenix in Phoenix(, AZ)
Brad in Bradford Island(, CA)
Joe in Johannesburg (LP toured S. Africa in 2012)
Rob in Rio for Rock in Rio
But Mike has no rhymes, even though he is an emcee. So Mike needs to drift away and leave
http://cdn.bigissue.com/sites/bigissue/files/mike_shinoda.jpg
The Mike-nited States of America…
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Spacing out in a rhymeless state, Shinoda Bear undid himself of his earthly clothing and was now butt nekked, gazing down on the world that once was.
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The Dark & Barren World… :
(Back when Mike was on Earth)
Before Mike leave Earth, he left behind his godly smell so that we Earthlings can remember this mighty man lol.
And as nekked Shinoda drifted in space while spacing out inside his mind, a long tentacle suddenly wrapped itself around him and pulled him back down: His scent had brought man eating plants to mouth water and they now craved to devour his every being.
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Reminds me of MIB 2 alien lady ending (can’t find pic for it)
…but shinoda shows his charms & skills and befriends them.
(NASA released a picture where we can see the sun shining behind him as he joins the new alien race)
The man eating plants crown him their new king and perform a strange ritual on him as they seat him on his throne.
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Mike soon starts to show them few of the superpowers that he gained while he was floating in the space. He started to change the plants into creatures who would accompany them into the attack.
https://cbsx1075lasvegas.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/468886376.jpg?w=420
When the plants had grown strong enough, Shinoda ordered the special troops for a mission to earth:
Meanwhile on earth, Dirty Mario was laughing his ass off because…
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…because he disappeared into the virtual world.
http://www.vdzeegames.com/upload/201404141527_3.png
But dirty mario forgot that now, Big (Brother) Mike is watching him…
(Mike has been promoted to king so Mike now has control over the surveillance/intelligence agencies)
Mike used his artistic skills and designed the logo for Shinoda Intelligence Agency
http://www.sia-milano.it/sia_logo.jpg
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Deep in the post-apocolyptic concrete jungle of Rio, Rob “Chewbacca” Bourdon had arranged a gathering with Phoenix and Monkey Joe, because it had been ages since they heard or seen anything from Chester, baby-croc or Shinoda [not aware of what happened in space and all].
Rob in Rio? I think u mean RIO (Rob Intelligence Organization). He set up Rob Intelligence Organization to find out wtf is going on…
http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153225809936788
Btw isn’t Phoenix Baghwomun?
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Shinoda decided to turn backi on earth and chooses to wear a mask for the final masquerade
http://s3.amazonaws.com/hires.aviary.com/k/qiijtm6t0kugjg2ubv8big/15042407/d4403bee-ad36-49a4-9cf3-fa387d95a08f.gif
and certainly create a new army of troopers, btw bagwhoman and chester had born their babies
and they were both reallyhappy
Mike brings out his clone army… :
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Somewhere in the sewers
[I’m sorry, I was trying to come up with something. But shit happens]
Speaking about shit (again!), Mike is shit at going incognito…
(It’s getting increasing difficult to continue the story, no doubt)