Fortunately Mike was hiding in a nuclear bunker when the nukes happened. He crawled out of it & found Chester…
“Chester, is that really you?”
“Where’d you go? I missed you so…”
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But their tender moment got disrupted by the sound of an evil laughter rising up from none other than Dirty Mario, who swung by on a wrecking ball and shouted: “Guess who??”
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Chester: “What? Dirty Mario, how did u… Oh wait, u survived those nukes by hiding deep in that awful sewer, did ya? No wonder u ain’t wearing no clothes, u dirty fella.”
Mike: “Btw, who launched those darn nukes???”
(@amitrish @The_early_walker @vicki_s the story isn’t over yet. Dirty Mario is still alive!!!)
Dirty Mario had to leave his clothes cuz he had the Park-city sewer blueprints tattooed on him
(Image Courtsey: www.DirtyMarioKicksParCitysButt.com)
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Shinoda Bear busted out some karate moves: “Want me to kick your ass?”
Behind Dirty Mario, Terminator Merkel is there.
http://www.newstatesman.com/sites/default/files/styles/fullnode_image/public/terminator_merkel_web.jpg
Dirty Mario is cornered!!!
“Don’t you see that we need to repopulate the world? I’m taking the pretty boy with me!” Dirty Mario said, pulled a pair of handcuffs out of his ass to cuff Chester with and then swung away on the wrecking ball.
Mike Shinoda & Terminator Merkel chased after the wrecking ball, but when they reached there, they could not find Dirty Mario… 
They found Chester in such a compromising position. Looks like Chester got raped pretty badly…
(@gatsiesheikar Just realized Dirty Mario is Ron Jeremy…)
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Meanwhile, down in the sewers, it appeared that both baby crocodile had survived the nukes as well and had mutated.
But not only that, Joe Hahn and Brother Monkey had mutated into one!
[@samuel_the_leader: Yeah, that’s what makes him extra dirty 
]
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What? I though the monkey died long ago? What was it doing in the sewers?
(Alright, I’ll continue the story…)
Hairy Hahn meets Chester after walking for several hours. After Chester explained how he was raped by Dirty Mario, Joe
stabbed Chester down there so that Chester won’t get impregnated by Dirty Mario’s sperm
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The mutated monkey & the croc meet a wild panda in the city
(Just couldn’t resist 
)
[Ok enough with mutations! It’s hard to find pictures of mutations!
I thought the mutated monkey is (Hairy) Hahn.]
So Hahn ask the mutated panda where’d the Dirty Mario go?
Off-topic: Hehe 
PS: I know you neither started it, nor it’s a meme.
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Back on the scene appiers Terminator Merkel and shouted out: We need the help of the spoderman and his ketchup to kill dirghty mario at all
off topic: @amitrish, @samuel_the_leader, @gatsiesheikar: I´m back in the game, I´ll laught till my tears run truly, madly, deeply, how the story goes on… 
love ya buddies… 
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“U don hvae sweg liek spoderman, Mekker.” says Spoderman, as he shot web in her face.
[ot: I’ve read this story for a bunch of friends and they laughed so hard. You guys rock for going on with it ]
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“Hey what’s going on? I can’t see anything!”
(It’s hard to find pics of Terminator Merkel doing anything…)
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…and as the web that spoderman shot in the face of terminator merkel was poisened,
she became a jellybaby
her last words were: Oh, I thought spoderman was on my side…
Wtf did spoderman use???
Oh he used this thing…
maybe…
but the fascinated fact was: dirghty mario ate jellybaby merkel and suddenly
ot Ilove it, it means so much to me to laugh out loud with you guys…