Lemon Boobs - The Unity Of Us

That day I had a sour look, I never hoped you look at me
My dark life has finally caught up
Life gave me lemons so I’m about to make some lemonade, yup!

So you better man up
Coz this bittersweet lemonade’s gonna hit you like a grenade
For all the social renegades, raise your glasses of lemonade

For her lemon boobs! That shape that blows my mind!
And while I drink it , all I can think is
I wanna taste her fruity Juice…!
I blow away with my own thoughts
Can’t wait to talk with the moose
Lemons are the odds
And these boobs do not bob
These lemon boobs do not bob…

Another day I had that sour taste in my mouth it was bitter sweet
It got me feeling the heat like I took a gramme of weed
and then I feel my desperate needs

It’s time to man up
Because the sweet taste of these lemons are ripe for the picking
What are you thinking?
This lemonade that you’re drinking!

So sweet as her lemon boobs
I feel there’s nothing I can do
And it’s getting even worse now that I’ve spiked up the juice
Now I gotta stop before all hell breaks loose

It s all about the boobs, see,
they can make ya win or lose,
those pretty lemon boobs

Now all hell is breaking loose
From her pretty lemon boobs

(Omg whatta hell I’m writing?! But fun:)

@the_termin8r

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Wait, what’s happening, who’s next?

Sorry for this confusion. Please end this chorus guys. Try to use lyrics from the previous choruses. It’s gonna be the whole song.

@acemasters
@the_termin8r

That day I had a sour look, I never hoped you look at me
My dark life has finally caught up
Life gave me lemons so I’m about to make some lemonade, yup!

So you better man up
Coz this bittersweet lemonade’s gonna hit you like a grenade
For all the social renegades, raise your glasses of lemonade

For her lemon boobs! That shape that blows my mind!
And while I drink it , all I can think is
I wanna taste her fruity Juice…!
I blow away with my own thoughts
Can’t wait to talk with the moose
Lemons are the odds
And these boobs do not bob
These lemon boobs do not bob…

Another day I had that sour taste in my mouth it was bitter sweet
It got me feeling the heat like I took a gramme of weed
and then I feel my desperate needs

It’s time to man up
Because the sweet taste of these lemons are ripe for the picking
What are you thinking?
This lemonade that you’re drinking!

So sweet as her lemon boobs
I feel there’s nothing I can do
And it’s getting even worse now that I’ve spiked up the juice
Now I gotta stop before all hell breaks loose

It s all about the boobs, see,
they can make ya win or lose,
those pretty lemon boobs
Now all hell is breaking loose
From her pretty lemon boobs

For her lemon boobs! That shape that blows my mind!
And while I drink it , all I can think is
I wanna taste her fruity Juice…!
I blow away with my own thoughts
Can’t wait to talk with the moose
Lemons are the odds
So sweet as her lemon boobs
I feel there’s nothing I can do
And it’s getting even worse now that I’ve spiked up the juice
Now I gotta stop before all hell breaks loose
And these boobs do not bob
These lemon boobs do not bob…

@the_termin8r unless there is anything you want to edit from this i think this song is done @jabinquaken

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I can’t think of anything.

Nice job guys! It was bad-ass and fun. Thanks!

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I will add this to the other songs over the next few days then we can move onto the next one

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This song is heavy

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Really? Hahah

I need one more light to digest

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Guys it was a funnny song!!! Great!!!
RAISE YOUR GLASS OF LEMONADE!!:smiley::smiley::smiley:

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The pioneer was the smashed bacon, I think.
See that one, too.

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The smashed bacon theme wasn’t meant to stick :stuck_out_tongue:

we need to write another funny song after Drowning in silence

Bogeys for dinner is gonna be my nomination lmao

How about next song we all have to nominate something stupid (so long as the others are cool with it)?

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oh! thats a great idea…i would enjoy making a funny song with you all guys!! :smile:

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I read that too…they both are great!!! :smile: :smile: :smile:

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Hell yes

Need to finish the current song first

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