Had a wife 
IHN…
Had a wife 
IHN…
Had a girlfriend 
IHN…
Wanted my future child have the name of Legolas.
IHN
No wonder you’re being nosy 
you’re probably like whaddya…howdayah…whodayahhh 
Imagined a better name than Bruce or Wayne or if all else fails then tornado 
IHN
Wanted to give my child a horse name. 

IHN
Taken my child’s name from a chick show 

And as a bonus ihn ironed my pants 
IHN
Worn a pants totally creased 

IHN
Called trousers ‘pants’.
IHN…
IHN kidnapped someone in reality 
IHN
Been knocked out
IHN…
was referred to the kidnapping game thread… 
Didn’t want to scare you… 
IHN been in a fight hence no knock out for me either…
IHN

IHN dyed my hair in rainbow colours… 
IHN…
Dyed my hair, full stop.
IHN…
… put on make up before going to school
I have never…
Broken into someone’s house
IHN…
Gone on a safari
IHN
Been mauled by a tiger
IHN…
Eaten the crocodile meat
IHN…