lmao. I’ve been caught my fair share of times 
A few times my roommate has woken up around 2-3 am and walked out to see me with a 3 course meal at the table and asked “coming in or going out?” and I just respond “idk anymore Chief”. We have a strong dynamic in that way.
You gotta come up with a new HYE now 
I love that 2 am alive story
I don’t cook anything too great just make soup or smthg… very slowly i pick up the utensil and pour water so that no one gets up
Have you ever bumped your little toe into smthg and it bled toooo bad?
It wasn’t my little toe but a big one. I’ve opened the entrance door in my building, hit my toe with it and in consequence torn my nail off. Not gonna elaborate on my bathtub full of blood, neither on the pain.
HYE had a problem to make up a HYE question?
An escalator, not stairs. It makes no sense to run up and down stairs for fun. And how do you run the wrong way on stairs?
Caught would imply that I do it in secret. My family knows what I’m like and knows my sleep pattern. I haunt the kitchen at all kinds of hours. I’m obviously quiet as to not wake anyone up, but they know I do it.
No, you just think of something ridiculous that you’ve done.
HYE deliberately annoyed a teacher just because you hate them?
I had an English teacher when I was 14 who would repeatedly make us rewrite and rewrite and rewrite every single essay and haiku and every damn assignment he gave us. He was the only teacher I had that I couldn’t stand. Other than him, I had great teachers.
I never deliberately annoyed him, though.
Have you ever had to climb on the roof of a house/building to retrieve something you threw up there?
I don’t believe I have
lmao, I just come up with ridiculous stuff in general
HYE drank an entire bottle of ketchup?
Nah that i never did .
Here they don’t know i do it.
Nah not soo great ketchup lover like mike
Hye worked without light?
Tried to as we kept having power cuts one morning!!
HYE beeped your car horn?
Yea, to signal to the person in the car ahead of me if they are distracted.
HYE eaten raw spaghetti?
Yes. Not tasty at all.
@jrtrussell did you ever sleep?
HYE slept longer then 8 hours without waking up in between?
Yes I love it!!!
Nope!
HYE fallen asleep at work?
Way to often.
As long, as I do something physical, it’s ok to be totally tired. There, all that happens are stupid mistakes.
But tending sheep, just standing, watching the flock, ordering the dogs, doing this tired, can let to dangerous things. Sheeps and dogs always sence, if you are not up to speed, ready to use it for mischief. 
HYE had mistakes cause you were just to tired at work?
A couple times, yes. Not recently, though.
Have you ever slept in because you set your alarm to the wrong time?
I think
HYE wanted to hate a film but ended up liking it a lot?
Yes. It was ’ The Mask’. I said to myself: Jim Carey? A comedy? It can’t be good. But I laughed a lot.
HYE seen something (you thought it was) paranormal?
Besides me? No.
HYE thought you would be terrible at something and ended up being ace?
Every single thing I take a swing at in life 
cough cough
Hye face planted in front of someone?
Yes, in front of half my team during paintballing.
HYE started an argument, realised you were wrong mid way through, but doubled down anyway?
Often. I once accused someone of moving my stuff and midway remembered I’d moved it but kept up the pretence anyway. Don’t touch my stuff 
Have you ever forced yourself to cry?
No
HYE nearly set fire to a farmer’s field?