-I once tired to punch myself in the Adam’s apple to see whether it would choke me.
-I once dropped my laptop on my Adam’s apple.
-I once got shot by my sister with a relatively high powered dart gun at near point blank…in the Adam’s apple.
The 1st one?
Yeah, lol. I’m stupid but not that stupid
- My laptop’s color is black.
- My phone is black.
- My e-guitar is black.
The second?
I must have missed that post. Ok, then it’s 3.
Yeap, it’s a weird green-blue color, not black.
I enjoy torturing insects
I find trolling cats funny
I like dogs
You really love dogs, yes you do
Is that sacasm?
Well… is it?
I suppose that you were trying to guess the lie, so sarcasm it is.
Hooray for sarcasm! Sorry had a hectic day. Here’s what I’ll throw at ya for today:
1 I owned a bookstore
2 I own a bookstore
3 I have a lot of books
Number 2? …
Number 1 (smokes candy cigarette)
Number 3?
It’s 2. I remember it from somewhere that she owned one. Thankfully even if I am right, i won’t be the victim