I’m here when I’m needed or when the time is right 
I did nottttt
They’re my little triplets 
Those are great names.
Who’s the mother?
Ahh let me print screen it and frame that statement you just made 
He admits it!
Cállate pendejo.
At least, I’m honest 
OMG thank you for saying that!!! They are, aren’t they?! 
@Lilyope says I’m the worst human ever at choosing so your opinion makes a world of difference in validating my choices 
La tuya(yours)
Shut up! 
I don’t care that, you already know that.
Okay I trust you for now bat man
Let me repeat-
Let me print screen and frame the statement you just made
it’s the first time ever you are honest! Congratulations! 
Wait? Why are you shutting me?
Ahhh thank you 
What thing are you going to print?
Because if I don’t, then the rest of the people here suffer 

Your two statements
You being an idiot
And you being honest 
I don’t care that 