I’m not on social media so you must be lying 
Here I am 




So its true, you aren’t real 
Same for me btw
@jrtrussell you’re up bro, cause Deadpool doesn’t follow orders well 
What am I up for?
I’m back!!
Gotham needs a new hero since Batman left, so would Aqua Man like to take over?
Wb
still licking Mike’s face? 
You know it!!! 
Excuse me? You must’ve read wrong because Batman is here
I said if I ever leave Alfred will be the one to know and I’ll have left on my terms 
You’re crazy 
Give me that cell phone 
Nope he’s gone, you claimed it when you said you’re like Santa Claus, cause he’s not real and neither is Batman. 
I did not say I was Santa Claus damn it
I said I was like him in that I’m only here for those who believe 
Do you even pay attention to what I say? You’re just copying me now 
I was explaining your comment with what I meant 



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Bleh bleghh bleghhh
I’ll pass you my fake one!!!
Hmm that makes me think you have burner phones 
Lol, keep up bro, a fake phone is a kids phone obviously 
My bad, I guess my fake phones are just real ones that I don’t use 
Aka no service
you keep up