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You can have him, he is a very uninteresting onion :stuck_out_tongue:

You’re not a robot
You’re not a monkey
You will not dance even if the beat is funky. :yum:

I couldn’t resist.

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No sir, thanks. I can’t have pets.

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He’s looking for a good home, are you sure? :wink:

Well, does he know how to cook good food? If not, he can sleep in the street.

Nope
My parents were killed, I am orphaned but I have my own mansion so thank you very much I’m set :sunglasses:

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Ohh I am sorry, how did they die? Who did kill them?

It’s too traumatizing to speak of 🙇‍♂️

I don’t care that, tell me you life :neutral_face:

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Lmao :rofl:

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Why are you laughing about the misery of this poor onion? Tell me your life too :neutral_face:

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I just think its funny to laugh at him, we all know he gives enough shots to. :rofl:

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You see why I call him an onion bloom?

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No, will you tell me who killed you family or not? :triumph:

Lol yeah for every 100 shots I take you two get one in and savor as much as you can :rofl: laaaa-aaaame

Why don’t you tell me how you got those scars instead :upside_down_face:

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What scars, sir?

I’ve wanted to know this as well :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I guess he ran away. Does he do this usually?

Dang. This thread may be killed by December with the pace you all are at.

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