You can have him, he is a very uninteresting onion 
You’re not a robot
You’re not a monkey
You will not dance even if the beat is funky. 
I couldn’t resist.
No sir, thanks. I can’t have pets.
He’s looking for a good home, are you sure? 
Well, does he know how to cook good food? If not, he can sleep in the street.
Nope
My parents were killed, I am orphaned but I have my own mansion so thank you very much I’m set 
Ohh I am sorry, how did they die? Who did kill them?
It’s too traumatizing to speak of 🙇♂️
I don’t care that, tell me you life 
Lmao 
Why are you laughing about the misery of this poor onion? Tell me your life too 
I just think its funny to laugh at him, we all know he gives enough shots to. 
You see why I call him an onion bloom?
No, will you tell me who killed you family or not? 
Lol yeah for every 100 shots I take you two get one in and savor as much as you can
laaaa-aaaame
Why don’t you tell me how you got those scars instead 
What scars, sir?
I’ve wanted to know this as well 
I guess he ran away. Does he do this usually?
Dang. This thread may be killed by December with the pace you all are at.