Are you saying Harley’s a lady?
. I’m honored
She more woman than man 
Why must my body need sleep 


Cause you won’t let me train you to be a vampire
Oh hell yeah! 
Badass girls can be ladies too
they just need an even more badass guy to make it seem normal 
See complimenting both you AND your husband who jumped in to save you from fluffy the pit bull 
Ummmmm…no nintendo 
no I think it’s because I had a 17 hour day the other day and woke up at 5 am today

it might be because I’m over tired but I’m dying.
@StephLP18 ouch. No wonder your body is saying sleep.
Is why I am sleepy


don’t make me

Come on then

see this is how you speak of these things 
if he was chigo, your husband would be the one that would be dying(of embarrassment) after I was through roasting him for tryna get his ear pierced that way
cheap bastard 
Sweet dreams.
Oh I see how it is
just ignore me! 

Are you always this random or do you have your moments? 
It’s a curse bro, it’s a curse…
I have no filter 
You get nothing