Because of the “oregano” or cause he’s Mexican? 
She’ll still side with him 

Jajajajajaja both 
well she’s neutral 
Hmm, maybe her Oreos will start disappearing one by one then. 
Bring her oregano! she will kill us for this XD
Well, if she reads this, she will kill us, otherwise we’ll live one more day jajaja
hey hey hey
you leave her oreos alone or your stashes of oregano will start disappearing too 
Cállate pendejo
she’s an adult, she can defend herself 
she CAN, that don’t mean she should have to waste her time with such a deedeedee calaca 
or as she would call you…




If she talks to you, then it’s a waste of time automatically 
That’d be you in any case. She would never say such word! She is a lady, a ma’am, an empress!
lmao look whos got his tail between his legs trying to cover his footsteps 



Aheam… I’m here… I read… everything… 
Who are you? And where is my sister?!
she would never read all those messages 
Well, obviously you 
I leave heavy footprints wherever I go-proudly 
weren’t you just apologizing to sweet granny just now 

No and no.
Dude, no more plants for you, ok?
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah im just sleepy 

Me too. Tomorrow after work, I’ll come here to blame my sister just because Jajaja JK. I won’t.
lol and ill be here to defend her honor, like the true hero BATMAN that I am unlike you, stinky calca de cebolla 