But…but…I don’t act…it’s who I am 
That’s because I am not a hero
you onion!
stay away from “batman” he’s envying your mind 
He’s a good guy and you know it 

Entering your house at 00:00 to eat cookies? That’s what a good boy does? Then I am the best boy in the world! 
so you steal cookies from people? No wonder your sister is mad at you 

Cookies?! No, God! She’d kill me if I do that, better unicorns 
She’d kill you for that too. Those are her unicorns, that we both gave her. 
No hers, others!
Stop with this! Do you want that she kills me or what? 
You’re the one stealing her dark side and unicorns, I think she will kill you already 
I never did that
I created my own dark side because she called Santa “brother” 
You copied her dark side though and labeled it as better, what do you call that? 
Ahhh… being like you? 
I never did this, I’m on her side 

Anyway! Why are you attacking me? 
I’m back for a few mins
I’m telling the truth of what happened yesterday 
Welcome back Insomnia 
Thanks for the second back!! 
What happened?
How way your day?