A: Apparently my father, my grandmother, and my fat aunt all have more or less the same fart smell as me… 
Q: Are you ill?
Sweet topic to discuss at the family dinner table 
A: No.
Q: What’s your source of world/country-specific news? I mean not the internet or tv, but do you watch tv for news, or wait for a fb update, or do you visit news sites or something completely else.
A: I watch news channels on TV, read newspapers and sometimes when an article triggers my attention on Social Media I will visit a news site and then try to see for other online sources. It depends on how much the story interests me, though.
Q: Why is it considered “cruel” to just want to be friends?
A: IMO I think it is considered a bad thing only when the other party is interested in being more than just a friend. It hurts to be “rejected”. Otherwise, two people can be comfortably friends.
Q: Did you confront your stalker, @gatsie? Others, do you think she did?
A: I tried.
Q: How clear is “Let’s just be friends”?
A/Q: Very, why?
A: Just wondering
Q: Is it sunny where you are?
Thankfully, no (I’m not being sarcastic, I’m a sun hater).
Q: Any sun haters here?
A: Me… I think I’ve mentioned a lot of times already how much I hate it that it’s almost summer. Wait till it actually gets hotter here.
Q: I heard two Italians speaking about frape and freddo coffee today and it seemed odd to me. Do you guys know what they are?
A: no idea
Q: can you count backwards from a thousand?
A: Yes, but it would take a long while
Q: Do you enjoy math?
A: I loathe it 
Q: What song do you have in your head right now?
This. And yet, here I am doing engineering 
A: None, though I beatbox a lot and it’s usually whatever’s in my head which is usually some kind of drum beat.
Q: Do you have a quirk (for lack of a better word)?
A: I don’t know… I can get pretty annoying at times. Does that count?
Q: Bubbles or no bubbles?
A: Bubbles.
Q: Panda or Penguin?
A: Panda
Q: How “young” are your ears according to this clip? Mine are under 24 [17.000 Hz]
A: Same, though I’ve been told I’ve lost some of my hearing due to listening to music too loud for years. (A bad habit I can’t and won’t break, ever)
Q: On that note, how good/bad is your vision?
I like my music loud too, preferably blasting from a speaker and not from a headset. Unless it’s my Sennheiser headset 
A: My vision is alright. According to this buzzfeed eye test I have
Pilot Vision with a score of 6 out of 8.
Q: What is your score from this buzzfeed eye test?
I could hear it all the way up to 19kHz. And then I went deaf when the guy’s voice exploded in my ears. I got to 21kHz (more than we’re supposed to hear) on another test. But of course this is most likely a BS one (since it came from YT).
Although I can’t stand any of these BS tests, here’s what I got:
Q: Do you need glasses?